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If you report to your NPC, make sure to exaggerate the incident like this
"I heard a girl screaming loudly and the guy is shouting he is going to kill her! I think something is going to happen! Come help!" ... or something like that
That will escalate the simple late night loud noise scenario to a someone is going to kill somebody scenario and I am sure the officer will be more than willing to investigate

Trust me it works
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Originally posted by the Bear:
the traditional lard-infused mooncakes which i'll be getting for the usual suspects again this year


oh.. i'll be going first thing in September just after the 7th month is over.. who wants how many?
Hi Bear
I remember eating your gigantic mooncakes that is meant to feed the whole village

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Originally posted by hondapons:GreetingsA. How are you? (sabai dee mai)B. I am fine. (sabai dee)*B. And you? (lao khun lae)A. I am fine. (sabai dee)*
*Quite often in Thai you don't need to say "I". But, you can if you like. For men say "phom sabai dee". for women say "di-chun sabai dee".
A. What is your name? (khun chue arai)B. My name is hondapons (phom chue hondapons)*A. Nice to know you (yin dee tee dai roo-juk)B. Nice to know you too (chen gun)*Here, phom is "I" used by men. If you are a woman you should say di-chun.Romantic ConversationI love you. (pom ruk koon)I miss you. (pom kit teung koon)Can you be my girlfriend? (ben faen pom dai mai)* For yes the reply is "dai" and for no the reply is "mai dai"
I am single. (pom sot)
You are very beautiful. (koon suay mak)
You are very cute. (koon na-ruk mak)
Are you free tonight? (keun nee koon wang mai)
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? (koon mee faen reu yung)
I think I have fallen in love with you. (pom kit wa pom long ruk koon)
Can I meet your parents? (pom bai pob por-mae koon dai mai)
I want to marry you. (pom dtong gan dtang ngan gub koon)
Can I kiss you? (joop dai mai)
Don't leave me. (ya ting pom)
I never lied to you. (pom mai ker-ee gor hok koon)
I will always be on your side. (pom yoo kang koon sa-mer)
Take care of yourself. (do lae dtua eng duay na)
I want you to be happy. (pom dtong gan hai koon mee kwarm sook)
Do you miss me? (koon kit teung pom mai)
I won't forget you. (pom ja mai leum koon)
You are my girlfriend. (koon ben fan pom)
You hurt me so much. (koon tam pom jep mak)
I will never cheat on you (pom ja mai nork jai koon)
You are my sweetheart. (koon keu yot -ruk kong pom)
I will be faithful to you. (pom ja seu-sut dtor koon)
I still remember the first moment we met. (pom yung jum krang-raek tee row pob gun dai)
I miss you all the time. (pom kit-teung koon dta-lod way-la)
Your romantic conversation portion a bit long

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A couple, both age 76, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse," and charged them $50.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave. Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"
The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house, I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90; the Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50 and I get $43 back from Medicare."
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You mustn't quit
When things go wrong, as they sometimes will,
When the road you're trudging seems all uphill,
When the funds are low and the debts are high
And you want to smile, but you have to sigh,
When care is pressing you down a bit,
Rest! If you must-but never quit.
Life is queer, with its twists and turns,
As every one of us sometimes learns,
And many a failure turns about
When he might of won if he'd stuck it out;
Stick to your task, though the pace seems slows-
You may succeed with one more blow.
Success is failure turned inside out-
The silver tint of the clouds of doubt-
And you may never can tell how close you are,
It may be near when it seems afar;
So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit-
It's when things seem worse that YOU MUSN'T QUIT.
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I found a few poems online written by unknown authors and I was wondering if anyone could ID them
Box of Crayons
While walking in a toy store
The day before today,
I overheard a Crayon Box
With many things to say.
"I don't like red!" said Yellow.
And Green said, "Nor do I!
And no one here likes Orange,
But no one knows quite why."
"We are a box of crayons
that really doesn't get along,"
Said Blue to all the others.
"Something here is wrong!
Well, i bought that box of crayons
And took it home with me
And laid out all the crayons
So the crayons could all see
They watched me as I colored
With Red and Blue and Green
And Black and White and Orange
And every color in between
They watched as Green became the grass
And Blue became the sky.
The Yellow sun was shining bright
On White clouds drifting by.
Colors changing as they touched,
Becoming something new.
They watched me as I colored.
They watched till I was through.
And when I'd finally finished,
I began to walk away.
And as I did the Crayon box
Had something more to say...
"I do like Red!" said the Yellow
And Green said, "So do I!
And Blue you are terrific!
So high up in the sky."
We are a Box of Crayons
Each of us unique,
But when we get together
The picture is complete.Edited by DriftingGuy 19 Jun `08, 10:52PM
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